Once upon a time there was a block of wood named Earl who was heavy,  really dumb and angry. One day earl met an angle grinder named Miller, who was heavy, loud and aggressive. They were best friends ever since. Before that happened though there was a farmer named Smith, AKA Crack head, who was a meth cook and a chemist with a degree in computer science. In Smith's barn there was a metal shop, which is how Earl and Miller met. 

	On the wall of the barn was a page from a hard core porno mag. As it turns out Miller likes it rough and has a thing for black chicks. Totally understandable cause some black girls are fine as hell. Smith had a 115 and 230 volt mig welder a metal table, Earl and Miller. They were all best friends, talked to each other all day everyday and even shed tears when Crack head was feeling blue. That's how it all started.

	After years of Conversations between them all Smith was getting angry. He didn't understand why Earl and miller weren't dating and bringing girls around so they could all cook meth together. They couldn't understand why meth burns so bad and why Smith doesn't get high on his own supply. It's just something that happens. The anger and mistrust was starting to be obvious, they were all turning on each other. Until the neighbor showed up.

	The neighbor was complaining of the smell of the meth lab and was being a real dick, until Miller went crazy and wrapped his power cord around his neck, Smith thought it was funny and started to laugh and laugh. Earl was dumbfounded, he's like you didn't have to kill him and then started laughing too, said he's just playing. They all went on with their conversations.